Exam Busting Tips - in the exam hall

(Don't expect usual carry your hall tickets, pen, pencil and this is more a practical approach.)
- Before the answer sheets are given and after they are taken away in the end, these two time slots are the best times to get into some PR work. Trust me, you need the skills. These people next to you are going to play a major role in sketching your future. You don’t wanna mess with that.
- Hisaab pehle – read the question paper entirely and analyase ki kitni lag gayi hai? Your entire strategy depends on this 5 minute important analysis
- Please write what you know first, finish it off and then work on the answers – your friend’s answers that is.
- We know you are cool and don’t bother much, but please appear serious and stop moving so much. You don’t want the supervisor to have a suspicion on you.
- If you don’t know anything at all, stop looking at the guy who would burn his answer sheets with his speed of writing. Pacify yourself. Tell yourself that he has sucked all his life into books while you have other glories to your name – drinking whisky till you puke & that too of your friend’s money, going for a vacation & getting broke midway etc, etc. its just that today’s not your day.
- Since you know, there is no chance of you remembering that answer, start using your ammunitions – the chits or take your friends help. He is a friend indeed, don’t be ashamed. Call him out. And if there is a girl sitting around, even girls copy.
- My friend told me that don’t copy in the first half hour – 45minutes. That’s the time when the supervisor’s are at their alert best. Good advice I think
- Jitnaa dikh raha hain, khush rehne ka and then write it in your own words. It’s not the time for a perfect answer.
- One answer one look, may be two if your friend is co-operative enough. Take the picture, hold it in your mind for 5 sec and download it on the answer sheet. And ya, don’t curse your friend for bad handwriting. Trust me; it’s not the time for criticism.
- If you gonna take the risk of chits, the best advices have failed. Just remember to keep it simple and have the heart to do it. PLEASE DON’T SHOW IT ON YOUR FACE.
- Don’t be a beggar for answers. Sometimes you gotta show things as well. It’s when you give something to the world that the world pays off to you, you get it?
- Remember it’s about the quantity and less about the quality. “Attempt all four” bola hai toh karo all four attempt. Attempt karna zaruri hai
- Girls, wear decent clothes and go, that guy has to write his exams. He needs to concentrate on important things for a change. Guys, there is no one going to check you out (as usual I wish to say), so keep it simple and comfortable.
I have done enough of typing I think and I’m bored now. So, ATB people.