Exam Busting Tips - in the exam hall

(Don't expect usual carry your hall tickets, pen, pencil and this is more a practical approach.)
- Before the answer sheets are given and after they are taken away in the end, these two time slots are the best times to get into some PR work. Trust me, you need the skills. These people next to you are going to play a major role in sketching your future. You don’t wanna mess with that.
- Hisaab pehle – read the question paper entirely and analyase ki kitni lag gayi hai? Your entire strategy depends on this 5 minute important analysis
- Please write what you know first, finish it off and then work on the answers – your friend’s answers that is.
- We know you are cool and don’t bother much, but please appear serious and stop moving so much. You don’t want the supervisor to have a suspicion on you.
- If you don’t know anything at all, stop looking at the guy who would burn his answer sheets with his speed of writing. Pacify yourself. Tell yourself that he has sucked all his life into books while you have other glories to your name – drinking whisky till you puke & that too of your friend’s money, going for a vacation & getting broke midway etc, etc. its just that today’s not your day.
- Since you know, there is no chance of you remembering that answer, start using your ammunitions – the chits or take your friends help. He is a friend indeed, don’t be ashamed. Call him out. And if there is a girl sitting around, even girls copy.
- My friend told me that don’t copy in the first half hour – 45minutes. That’s the time when the supervisor’s are at their alert best. Good advice I think
- Jitnaa dikh raha hain, khush rehne ka and then write it in your own words. It’s not the time for a perfect answer.
- One answer one look, may be two if your friend is co-operative enough. Take the picture, hold it in your mind for 5 sec and download it on the answer sheet. And ya, don’t curse your friend for bad handwriting. Trust me; it’s not the time for criticism.
- If you gonna take the risk of chits, the best advices have failed. Just remember to keep it simple and have the heart to do it. PLEASE DON’T SHOW IT ON YOUR FACE.
- Don’t be a beggar for answers. Sometimes you gotta show things as well. It’s when you give something to the world that the world pays off to you, you get it?
- Remember it’s about the quantity and less about the quality. “Attempt all four” bola hai toh karo all four attempt. Attempt karna zaruri hai
- Girls, wear decent clothes and go, that guy has to write his exams. He needs to concentrate on important things for a change. Guys, there is no one going to check you out (as usual I wish to say), so keep it simple and comfortable.
I have done enough of typing I think and I’m bored now. So, ATB people.

Exam Busting Tips - Before the exams

(Dedicated to all my friends giving their exams & whoever wants to use it..i have forgotten to tag many)
- First things first, STRAIGHT & CLEAR, if you’re having your exams and reading this, you definitely know you were wasting time. And since you’ve already wasted time, why not five minutes more, no big deal.
- Now according to me, early mornings are too early in the day to study. When you get up early, you know you have a lot of time to waste in the day. So, don’t study in the early mornings
- Study late in the night. Get up aaram se, go meet a few people in the evening (after some studying ofcourse) and by the night you would have ass on fire. So you would surely study for the fear of wasting your day.
- Now having breaks is a very big issue. Getting freshened up and all is a matter I wouldn’t overlook. Don’t go out of your locality to smoke (Smoke on the terrace). That is because while you smoke, just as drinks, a man pours his heart out when he smokes as well. Smoke alone, come back & study. For those who don’t light up, try music. Though I’m not sure if that helps
- Don’t waste time in making chits during exams, make it now. Keep it ready. If you come across something you know your ancestors won’t understand, make the chit. That also can be termed as Exam ki taiyari. A survey says, without the exam pressure, the chits are neat, small and the answers visible.
- For god’s sake and for once for your own self respect, don’t call up that scholar from class. You know he is going to lie and give you worries about how vast the portion is and how he also is not being able to complete his studies. Best: don’t call anyone
- Facebook – okay you can check what people are upto. And if you’re single and the girl you’ve the hots for is online, resist the temptation dost. Firstly, she would come online when you were about to leave and then she would take ages to reply. Toh aaj jaane de
- And yes ofcourse for the ones in loovee… Please don’t dare to show how much you love her that in spite of your exams you come to meet her till Churchgate. Don’t be an ass, just get in the hole and study. Save you affinity for the vacations, please
- I just remember ‘a-get-fresh’ thing for the ones who don’t smoke. You can go visit your regular adda for a while. But please don’t waste your entire day there telling everyone who comes how fucked your life is and how rarely you come here nowadays & how fast you have to leave from here to go study. We know how much time you’ve been here already.
- Exam times are times when our mind flatters itself a lot. We get the feelings of being into all the creative fields possible except for the one we’ve chosen. Singing out aloud and thinking of becoming a singer, acting out thinking of becoming an actor, writing blogs thinking to be a writer, clicking pictures…okay I will stop at that.
- Clicking pictures se yaad aaya, we all know how royally your getting done, so please stop clicking yourself around books and making bored faces. I’m bored of seeing such pictures on FB around this time. Be innovative, don’t upload anything.
- Even if you’ve sweet curd, touch your mother’s feet, sleep only in the left direction, wear the same socks, you would only know what you studied. So stop being an idiot & study. Enjoy – I wanted to say but don’t know if that would be easy.

Mean while I thank god for saving me the horror. It was a long blog & you’ve wasted some time. Get Back! ATB